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"So - you have any idea what you’re getting for Scott? What about Isaac? How does Christmas even work with you three?” Stiles asks, grinning over at Allison as the Jeep slows to a stop.
Smiling, Allison shakes her head and shrugs a shoulder. “I have a few ideas, but I’m not sure yet. I wanted to see if I found something that just called out to me, you know?” She’s quiet for a moment, eyes flicking over to Stiles, before the smile on her lips softens and her gaze drops to her lap. “And it just - it does. We just work.”
"Trust me, I’ve noticed," Stiles answers, reaching a hand over to squeeze her thigh.
The light turns green and Stiles breathes out slowly, cheeks puffing outward with the exhale as his foot presses down on the gas. ”I don’t know what to get Derek,” he admits. “Seriously, I’ve been with the asshole for five years and every single year, he says he doesn’t need anything.”
"You only have to deal with one idiot not knowing what he wants. I have to deal with two.”
At the next stoplight, Stiles glances over and grins. “You wouldn’t trade it for the world, would you?”
"Not for a second," Allison answers immediately, and giggles when Stiles nods in agreement.
"Does this look like Derek?" Stiles asks, holding up a bright red sweater with snowflakes all over it.
Allison snorts and rolls her eyes, walking over to the next section of men’s clothing. “If you don’t ever want to get laid again, yes.”
"Well, we can’t have that," Stiles grins, putting the sweater back on the rack. "I have needs, Allison.”
"Don’t go into detail," Allison pleads. "I don’t need to know the sort of debauchery you two get up to."
"Same goes for me double, Alli," Stiles winks.
Allison rolls her eyes again.
Stiles huffs out an aggravated sigh thirty minutes later.
"Should I just get him socks? I wouldn’t get him boxers because I usually take those off, so it’d be a waste of my money. But socks are good, right?"
"What did you get him last year?"
"Socks," Stiles deadpans. "And a blow job."
instead of using terms like “having sex” or “making love,” consider the following:
- doing the frick frack
- playing the pee pees
- filling the donut hole
- checking the plumbing
- pushing push-pops
thank u for ur consideration
may also include:
- smacking the beep beeps
- smooching the no nos
- tap dancing the potty places
- mooing the moo moos
don’t use a fork